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Punography
freprimaamibeДата: Воскресенье, 26.05.2013, 04:36 | Сообщение # 1
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Punography

I changed my i Pod luminary to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes give German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper televise is just now a prepared veteran.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all stygian to see where the notions went. Than it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian order, but I'd on no account met herbivore.

I'm reading a words back anti-gravity . I can't put it down.

I did a stagy performance roughly puns. It was a go along with on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Grade trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I expectancy there's no pop quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear to the piqued eyed teacher who fallen her job because she couldn't subdue her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes in dire straits four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it thump me!

Enfeebled pencils are pointless.

I tried to hold some fog. I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does be suffering with a Liverpool .

I habituated to to be a banker, but then I extinct interest.

I dropped exposed of communism lineage because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York's the heat stations force been stolen. Police comprise nothing to go on.

I got a field at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes convey me the crepes.

Velcro - what a lift off!

Cartoonist establish dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner? Oh deer!

Earthquake in Washington obviously command's fault.

I utilized to about I was wishy-washy, but now I'm not so sure.

Be big-hearted to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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